Facebook

A popular social media platform enabling its users to publish information about the high points (and occasional low points) in their tedious lives in an effort to make themselves appear more interesting.

In many cases of afflicted facebook addicts, a thread of trivial life updates is accompanied by a torrent of photographs, which is all good by facebook's founder, Mark Zuckerberg, who retains intellectual property rights over all submitted material. On top of this, the constant stream of click-bait and the revenue generated from advertising, allows him to continue his exorbitant wealth growth rate and to facilitate his existence in his ivory Palo Alto towers.

Facebook particularly appeals to:
 * narcissists
 * teenagers
 * silver surfers
 * recent parents
 * newly weds