Fox

A curious creature that is half way between a cat and a dog in the most annoying way. It inherits the 'eat anything it finds, even stuff out of rubbish bins' mentality of dogs, while it exhibits the almost ridiculous level of paranoia of the cat. Even cats and dogs hate foxes, as apparently they smell a bit odd to them. The most irritating thing about foxes comes from the experience of living near a fox den (as I do). The sound of rutting foxes is akin to listening to deranged people getting tortured.