Christianity



A popular cult based on the idea that a magic carpenter from a couple thousand years ago invented the universe and had the super-power of being able to morph matter and pathogens.

Origins Of Christianity
The Roman Empire rose to power in 663BCE, and successfully stormed around the globe assimilating societies willy-nilly. Their business model and MO was to overwhelm primitive cultures surrounding them with their advanced military technology. Most men they captured were murdered, while some were designated to be slaves. Children and old people were of little use to the Romans, but women were certainly ripe for the picking as further slave fodder. This industrial level of slavery gave them an invincible economy which allowed them to spread across the entire world. Slaves provided bloody entertainment in the arenas, x-rated action in their bedrooms, and brought agricultural delights to their dinner tables in their slave-built villas. And of course front-line grunts to soak up the first-wave of future offensives. After conquering the Middle East however, the Emperor Constantine was dismayed to discover that Hebrew society was rich with sooth-sayers and mysticism. Despite being an atheist, he was forced to adopt Christianity as the Roman religion after a sectarian civil war broke out. And thus the religion was invented to calm things down at the Council of Niceae in 325CE.

Christianity exists today as a morbid tribute to the millions of murdered, raped and enslaved people around the world that fell victim to the brutal regime of the Holy Roman Empire.

Sectariansm
Unfortunately, Sectarianism still persists amongst different branches of Christianity, so Constantine's experiment failed. Sectarian killings have brought us many a war over the years, from the English Civil War right up to the troubles in Ireland just a couple decades ago. Quibbling about the precise circumstances of an ancient Hebrew joiner's circumstances has resulted in many decapitations, explosions and shots fired. But the doctrine, as expressed in Christianity's guiding grimoire, The Bible, is still taught to the fertile minds of the children of today, and the religion of the master enslavers is popular with some of the most powerful people in the world.